My wife told me to stand here

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said: "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their home, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. And I want all the women to report to St Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who were truly heads of their household, there stood only one man.

God said: "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you, only one has obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied: "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."